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My wife and I decided we don't want children. We'll be telling them tonight at dinner napkin
Spice up any dinner conversation with our witty cocktail napkins. Perfect for announcing your decision to not have kids (sorry mom and dad). Get ready to raise some eyebrows with this quirky addition to your table setting.
100% Paper Product
25 Napkins Per Individual Pack (24 packs per case)
3 Ply - 5" x 5" napkin, 10" x 10" when open
Napkin packages sold individually
Funny Cocktail Napkins - We don't want
$4.50 USD
This Item is only available in store. Please feel free to contact us with any questions or for us to hold or make a local delivery.
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